Boob Exam Scam
MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday. One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said. The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital. "He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said. Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.

Party Panties?
After a long, long weekend helping Donna decorate her salon and waking this morning with just about every bone in my body aching I have decided to take the day off and take it easy. When I say the day off I really mean this afternoon as I already have a few commitments this morning.

I have a small holiday by the coast booked in good old, cold, wet & windy England next week with a couple of my girlie frineds. I have toyed with the idea for a pair of party panties, maybe a pair that could be worn out one evening and swapped half way through the night so that there are two different aroma's to them. Not sure what they would be worth or what demand there would be for them so email me your offers and we shall see what we can do.

Sue x

Prostitute Yourself Or Loose Benefit
A 25-year-old waitress who turned down a job providing "sexual services'' at a brothel in Berlin faces possible cuts to her unemployment benefit under laws introduced this year. Prostitution was legalised in Germany just over two years ago and brothel owners – who must pay tax and employee health insurance – were granted access to official databases of jobseekers.

Under Germany's welfare reforms, any woman under 55 who has been out of work for more than a year can be forced to take an available job – including in the sex industry – or lose her unemployment benefit. Daily Telegraph.

Dirty Panties?

What A Week
Has it really been just over a week since I last posted, I must remember to update a little more often *who wants to spank me*. Not such a great week for me as it happens, it started off okay then went downhill fast. Some neighbour over the road from me managed to get his automatic car jammed in reverse and hit the accelerator instead of the break. He came screaming out of his garage, across the road, took out a workmans van that was doing some decorating for me, then my garden wall before hitting my own car.

That was Thursday, today I get work colleagues falling out and issues to sort with them so I wonder what tomorrow has in store for me, oh and its rained nearly every morning here which makes you 'Oh So Cheerful'!!

Now onto the site news, we have our SSL certificate so over the next few days the shopping cart should be working as it used to. For now we are accepting a few orders via other means and my dinner is burning so sorry to cut this short, another update tomorrow promise

Tina x

Underwear Day
National Underwear DayOn August 9th, National Underwear Day will be taking Manhattan by storm for the fourth year in a row. In the heat of Manhattan summer, underwear ambassadors wander through heavily-trafficked locales such as Times Square and Penn Station, modeling some of today's hottest brands for unsuspecting - yet pleasantly surprised - shoppers, tourists and die-hard New Yorkers who think they've 'seen it all' http://www.freshpair.com/underwear_day.html

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Cold Callers
Has anyone else noticed the increase in companies cold calling your home trying to sell you insurance, credit cards or new windows? I have a way to beat them and turn their annoying tactics of invading your privacy into some extra cash...

Here is what you need to do: Search the Internet for a telephone forwarding number which you can earn commission on. Here in the UK it is 0870 or 0871, they are usually free to sign-up with and you earn commission on all calls made to this number. You then nominate a landline number for this 087 number to be forwarded to when dialled. Have it forwarded to your own landline number, in other words your home phone.

Give your new 087 number to everyone, banks, credit card companies and anyone else that ever asks you for your contact number (apart from your close friends and family unless your really tight)..

Now when your receive a 'marketing call' at home in the evening you simply have to say 'hang on, I will go and get them (or the owner) for you, they are just in the bathroom (or outside in the garage)'... Place the receiver on the side and leave them hanging on, chances are that they will hang on for 2-3 minutes....

You have earned some commission from their invasion of your privacy that you can allow to build up over a 12 month period and the satisfaction of knowing you got one up on them is a great feeling.

Donna x

Update
Not too much to update you on regarding the site and orders this week, I have applied for our SSL certificate, I have a shared one that is safe and fine but it comes up with a warning that the certificate is owned by a different domain name to the one you are accessing it from which is Xilo.net our host. I fear that this will worry potential customers so after paying out for our own I now await the technical department at Xilo to issue our own and avoid annoying warning messages.

On a personal note
I have no orders outstanding and do not expect any new ones until we have the shopping cart functioning as it should which is a shame. Nearly 3 whole weeks without sex has passed me by and to say I am in need of a seeing too is an understatement, I am due on my monthly period in a couple of days and I thought I had come on early as I was so wet whilst out and about today.

I popped into the toilets for a quick inspection and it was just pure pussy juice, sure I had been feeling horny for some time now but my body just went into overdrive. I had to change this afternoon when I returned home and the pussy smell that arose as I peeled them off would have made someone very happy I am sure.
Sue ~ x ~

Train Flasher
One quick thinking snapper managed to get a great picture of some guy flashing his penis on a New York train before calming shouting out 'Sir your penis is showing'... The police would like you to inform them if you know who he is: http://www.citynoise.org/article/3902

Update
Chandie at www.chandiespanties.com who is a complete whizz with computers and who designed our shopping cart for us has kindly agreed to help get it fixed again. Since our move to the new host our SSL and MyAdmin PhP has left me totally confused. At present she is a little snowed under with work so please remain patient whilst we wait to get it fixed.

The only person free to take new orders at present is Tiffany or Donna. Tiffany is open to any orders world-wide whilst Donna can only take UK orders for now. Again this is only until we get all our problems ironed out, use the contact us form via the site for temporary payment options. Myself and Sue are the ones working hard at getting the site back to how it should be, Tiffany and Donna have been given the task of getting their panties wet and horny for you.

If you placed an order prior to 1st May 2006 and have not received it by 12th May please contact us with your name, address, order details and how you paid. Please do check first that your credit or debit card was charged as there were several orders placed where debits were not made due to the site being closed on the Yahoo server.

Please keep checking the blog for site updates

Tina x

A few tweaks of the new look blog have been made today, links added to the navigation menu and the first 'Damn Yahoo' entry has been edited to include more detail of what went wrong. I did not add too much on the first entry to begin with as I was unsure if it would publish correctly and it didn't. All seems okay now though (she says with her finger and toes crossed)..

Several orders were sent out yesterday, please be patient as we are all trying to get a few minor problems ironed out. Its a lovely sunny day here but unfortunately I am indoors working my little butt cheeks off getting Saucy panties back in full swing due to Yahoo and their lack of customer support..

Damn YAHOO

At this very moment in time, I have so much anger for Yahoo I wouldn't feel sad to see them go bust!! Where do I start in telling you what has happened, why I have a new look blog and why the site has been down for the past several days...

On Monday, I noticed a distinct lack of emails, I went through the usual routine of checking connections and to my horror I noticed that the www.saucypanties.com web site was down. It is now a fuzzy memory of what I did and when but I must have checked every part of the Yahoo Small Business hosting pages for a contact telephone number but nothing. I tried logging on to send a message to email support but my password and username were not recognised.

It was only after 3-4 hours of continued effort that I found a page which instead of stating my username was not recognised it actually said "Account Terminated For Breach In TOS" (terms of service)... That was it, hours upon hours of work, 3 years of blog entries (my back-up failed) and a blank page staring at all visitors new and old... All this after we had all worked so hard in climbing the Google rankings and page 1 in used panties, worn panties and dirty panties search terms...

Those of you who this has happened to will know the numb kind of feeling that you get when this type of thing happens, anger, why, what should I do and confusion.... I didn't want to rush into anything but should I waste more time in trying to find out why Yahoo had done this and could I correct it, maybe it was a mistake but then do I want to continue with a host that could even think of causing so much grief... Maybe a host with a contact phone number and a person who you could speak to if things went wrong would be a better option. What about customers waiting for orders seeing the site down and thinking we had gone for good as well as our friends who had kindly linked to us... No the decision was made the same day to go for a new host but one that was a little more open minded and one which could be reached by telephone, www.xilo.net is now our web host.

The usual process of setting-up the DNS servers, uploading the site and getting used to a new control panel followed, the SSL shopping cart is still not working as I need help with PhP MyAdmin and the blog has a new look... Again another wasp sting for me when I could not access the old Word Press blog and I could not get it working on the new server so a switch back to Blogger.com powered. Is this a good move, somebody please comment it is. I sell my worn panties, I am good at that, its not hard, you put a pair on you wear them for a day, you maybe masturbate in them a little you take then off and sell them to a guy that wishes to enjoy them. I am not a programmer, a software developer (are these the same) and I have limited knowledge of web site developments so why does everything have to be so complicated...

The old email address is now working again, still lots of replies to go through with explanations *sigh* more updates to follow as bugs are killed and problems are fixed...