Sniffle & Christmas
I woke up today not feeling 100% I have a slight sore throat and runny nose, I think it is just a head cold, hopefully a paracetamol and my daily dose of vitamin supplements will help me keep it at bay. I am hoping to do some online Christmas shopping today, early for some maybe but I like to break the back of it early. It is strange because I cannot remember the last time I made a major purchase that was not through the Internet. Is it that the large department stores take all the fun out of shopping? It does not matter where you go, they all stick to the same price no matter what you are shopping for yet on the Internet you are always able to shave £'s off.

I have my USA postal address too so this should help me find some extra special bargains from the American stores that do not offer shipping to England. I have one of my nephews sorted, my sister and my gorgeous German Shepherd will be getting a few new toys to play with on Christmas morning...

BIG THANK YOU
No sooner had I started to accept Amazon gift vouchers and what I first thought was a mistake, was a genuine 'gift' from Mr TB of London, I am not going to say how much the voucher was for but my goodness, it left me speechless for quite some time and I still haven’t decided yet what I am going to buy with it. I cannot thank you enough Mr TB and I really do need to give you the biggest thank you ever.

I contemplated whether to make a comment on here or not about Mr TB but I decided it had to be mentioned out loud. Why did I have second thoughts? Because I do not like to come across with a cap in hand attitude. I do not even make a mention of when my birthday is just in case anyone assumes that I am asking for presents, nothing personal just the way I feel about it in myself. Okay I did make a mention a few months back about testing out the cone sex toy but it was a tongue in cheek remark.

This in itself can make writing blog entries difficult because the amount of times I would like to share with you what I am saving for or what I have seen in the stores that excites me and I am sure others find it just as tricky too or maybe they just say it as it is and if you take it that way then tough?

Once again though, a big hug, thank you and lots of kisses to Mr TB you really have become a close friend over the last several months.

Updates
P.O.Box - Due to an increasing demand for an address to send cheques and postal orders to for worn items, I would like to inform everyone that I am in the process of applying for a P.O. Box. address. The forms have been filled in, the cheque written and all I need to do now is pop it in the post box. I know a few regulars have my home address for postal payments but I have known you a long time. I receive several postal requests a week and it is hard to tell who is genuine and who is not when a new customer sends such a request.

Returned Order - Tiffany had a returned orer from HW of Huntingdon Beach CA this week, if this is you, please contact me urgently so that we can re-check your address details.

Sending Cash - I had a real nice guy from South Africa request a cash payment method for my used panties a few weeks back. I agreed making it clear that I can only accept funds in US Dollars or GBP £'s.. Today his payment arrived in RSA notes with a nice letter saying he did not have time to convert them to an acceptable currency, he also forgot to add any postage to the payment. My bank charges me extortionate rates to convert this type of currency and I will actually be out of pocket if I send the order.

I am willing to return the funds at my own expense but please remember that it is down to the buyer to provide an acceptable payment method and if you are not using our online order form then please remember to add some postage costs.

Pamper Time
Once a week I like to treat myself to a luxury back massage, it helps relieve tension, it helps me relax and most of all I just enjoy the feeling. I also like to keep myself smooth, I do not believe in shaving, stubble is not nice and the prickly feeling as it starts to grow back makes it not worth doing in the first place. Today is waxing day, I have a beautician who I feel very comfortable with and she manages to take off every last strand, yes 100% smoothy.

When in public changing rooms it marvels me how many other women take a second look at you because you have gone the smooth route? A few weeks back a lady looked at me so disapprovingly, I felt like mentioning something about her funky forest but I did not allow my tongue to get the better of me. I like my men smooth too, the less hair the better, I also think it is more hygienic, many of my friends love hairy men, its not for me and sorry guys if this is you but hairy bums like this one and hairy backs are a definite NO no for me.

Men & Motors
My car had to go into the garage this week, nothing major just a service but a little costly at just over £200 (it needed a few things changing). It seems to annoy my fella more than it does me, why do men begrudge paying out £150-£200 on something that can save lifes like new tyres and breaks or in getting the vehicle checked over yet they are quite willing to pay double or triple this amount for a car stereo, set of new alloys or some 'sex appeal' body styling? I wonder if they would mond taking it to the garage more often if all the mechanics were like this one!!

Decisions Decisions
When I awoke this morning, the heavens had opened and it looked a miserable grey day. The last thing I wanted to do was go out in it but you try telling a 7 stone German Shepherd that it's too wet for his morning walk. After a 30 minute walk around the fields, soaking wet and one smelly damp dog and a shower later I now sit here looking out of the window at clear blue skys.

You can never predict the English weather and I should know better than to try and plan my day around it. At first it was going to be shower, breakfast, dog in car, out for the day around some nice local woodlands then home for some relaxation and a good movie. The rain prevented this so a quick walk, take a shower then breakfast and catch up on some house chores before relaxing was the decision. Now I am sitting at the computer after having walked the dog and getting soaked, I have had my breakfast and the shower is very soon to follow but now what, it is too nice to sit indoors and time is passing me by. Do you ever have a day where you just cannot make up your mind for the best and by the time you do you have wasted the best part of it?

Maybe I should have a computer like the one on Little Britain that makes decisions for me, should I do the housework today... "Computer Says No."

New Story
A new erotic story has been submitted and uploaded to the sex stories part of our site. It is entitled Wife's Panties and here is a small extract from it.

George slid under Michelle, removed her panties and continued eating at her pussy. Michelle responded to this by sucking even harder on my cock, I could see her thong laying there and I could not resist picking it up and pressing the soft fabric against my face smelling a mixture of sex and wet pussy. It was too much for all of us, Michelle was wanking George furiously with her free hand, he was eating her cum filled pussy and I was getting sucked off whilst smelling my wife's panties.

DIY Pussy
So you have a pair of panties from myself or Tiffany but you want to add some extra spice to your wank frenzy as you smell and taste our charms. Do you go out and purchase a plastic pussy for what in my opinion is obscene money or do you make do with everyday items you just may have ready to hand. Here are some ideas of what you could use whilst hammering away with our panties over your head:

The Melon Method
Get yourself a Honeydew melon, cut a hole in the side for your penis to fit snugly into, and then heat the melon in the microwave for a short while to soften the inside. For an added thrill, cut a small hole (size of a pencil) into the opposite side and when you start thrusting into the melon leave the hole open and when you pull outward place your finger over the hole as I have been told it mimics a sucking cock feeling.

PVC Pipe
Get a length of PVC pipe or insulating pipe, ensure that it is a tight fit, place one end over your penis and suck the other end as it should feel a little like a blow job.

Shampoo Bottle
Cut both ends off a shampoo bottle, fill the bottle with a couple of socks (one inside the other ensuring they are thick enough to fill the bottle). Wrap the outside opening of the socks around the rim of the bottle and tape them down into place (this is going to be the opening of your new pussy). Place a latex glove inside the socks, get yourself some lube and start pumping at your DIY vagina. If the bottle is too big use more socks to pad it out.

Plastic Beaker
Take one plastic beaker, wet a sponge and place it around the inside of the beaker, insert your penis into the middle and bingo. The sponges can be replaced with bubble wrap.

If you know of anymore please feel free to add them!!

Amazon
I have started to accept Amazon gift vouchers as a form of payment method after a request from a customer. One of Amazons features is that you can purchase items new or used. So here I have it for you, a test to try for yourself. Visit the Amazon.com web site and perform a search for condoms. Would anyone really like to purchase Durex Extra Strentgh or a Trojan variety pack 'Used & New'?

Vibrafun
The VibraExciter gives a whole new meaning and dimension to phone sex, providing a way to send or receive unanticipated sensations, whenever and wherever you are. Sending or receiving a text message and making or answering phone calls has never been so much fun.

Freecycle
What a great idea, I had a quick look down the list and there are four Freecycle communities in my area Freecycle: When you want to find a new home for something -- whether it's a chair, a fax machine, piano, or an old door -- you simply send an e-mail offering it to members of the local Freecycle group. Or, maybe you're looking to acquire something yourself. Simply respond to a member's offer, and you just might get it. After that, it's up to the giver to decide who receives the gift and to set up a pickup time for passing on the treasure.

Another Panty Seller Closes Down
I have noticed 4 panty sites close in the past 7 days, three of them had not been around very long but the latest Sharona-lee was one of the more popular ones. Sharona was one of the sellers who (as far as I know) pretty much kept herself to herself. A message on her site reads "This site is now closed permanantley due to me being too busy with my new job, thanks Sharona."

I would like to wish her well in her new job.

Tina

Tattoo Parlour
Now and again simple things catch your imagination and you find a link that you just have to share with everyone. The Crusty Demons tattoo parlour is something that I promise you will try more than once.

Funeral Strippers
Chinese authorities have banned strippers from performing at funerals. The move follows the arrest of five people in Donghai county who performed a special send-off for a local farmer.

Striptease acts have been common at funerals in Donghai’s rural areas, as a way of boosting the number of mourners and bringing honour and luck to the deceased. Over two hundred people were believed to have attended the latest ceremony, which took place last week. Striptease troupes, like the one in Donghai, are hired by the families. They have been known to bathe in public, perform nude with snakes and even remove the trousers from male mourners and get them to join in the dancing.

Funeral strippers can earn around 200 yuan (£13) a show, a great deal of money in rural China. However Donghai county has hit back by offering a 300 yuan (£20) reward for callers reporting obscene performances at funerals to a special hotline.

Updates
Just a few updates to inform you all about.

1) Would a kind gentleman from France with an email ending wanadoo.fr please contact me. It is a gentleman who informed me that an order has not yet arrived. I keep trying to reply and my emails are being returned with an error message "orange.fr platform: said: Over quota." If you could find out what this error is or supply an alternative email for me to respond to that would be great.

2) It was suggested to me that I should consider offering web cam sessions to prove the doubters wrong and that I am who I say that I am. At first I dismissed the idea, I would not wish doubters to make a purchase if they feel uncomfortable. Then after a little thought I can see that it would answer a lot of questions and it could be fun. I am still toying with possible formats, at present I am looking into the possibility of offering a 15-30 second clip for free to regular customers or those that have ordered in the past.

New or possible customers would probably be charged a small fee which would be deducted when and if they proceeded with an order. This would hopefully deter timewasters but I am warning you all now, it will be a quick clip of myself in the type/style of panties that you are interested in just to prove everything is genuine. Watch this space for developments..

3) Three new erotic stories are going to be uploaded within the next 24 hours, a couple of other site tweaks but you shouldn't notice these however it could be a case of trial and error so if a page is not loading correctly please give it 30 seconds and hit the refresh key (or hold down Ctrl on the keyboard and tap 'R' a couple of times).

VPL Or Whale Tail?
According to fashion reports, the VPL (visible panty line) is no longer something to worry yourself with, it is now becoming a fashion in itself. It wasn't so long ago that nearly every woman wearing low-rise jeans or hip-hugging pants had a thong peeking out the back. What started as anti-panty line underwear became a fashion statement unto itself. The whale tail look was not a deliberate fashion statement at first. Because of all low-cut jeans, it kind of accidentally popped out — unbeknownst to many wearers.

This then led to the look becoming fashionable in a daring, rebellious, baring-all sort of way. But now that prim and proper is back en vogue, thong-showing has taken on a tawdry stigma. Intimate apparel giants like Victoria's Secret offer the popular "boy shorts" as an alternative undergarment and two fashion designers have sworn off the thong entirely and brought back an older style of underpants with their Visible Panty Line lingerie. We are anti the thong," said one of the designers, Victoria Bartlett. "It's on the X list. It definitely should not be seen."
What do you think boys, Whale or VPL?

Large Woodpecker
This image of a large 'Woodpecker' was sent to me by one of our readers;



Lets hope for the lady standing under its sake that no 'sap' starts to drip!!

Tina

Vida Guerra's Bra & Panties
If you have ever lusted over FHM and Playboy cover girl Vida Guerra (pictured) and wished that you could one day get into her panties now could be your chance. Mr Skin who claims itself to be the number 1 website for celebrating nudity in film, is giving away a pair of bra and panties that Vida wore in her new straight-to-DVD film Dorm Daze 2.

Funny Domains
The following sites are real, if only they had put a little more thought into the domain name?

Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church - www.cummingfirst.com
Welcome to Pen Island for custom made pens - www.penisland.com
Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? - www.gotahoe.com
Need a therapist? - www.therapistfinder.com
Italian Power Generator company - www.powergenitalia.com
Experts Exchange knowledge base - www.expertsexchange.com

Quick Tweak
Just a little tweak of my blog this morning, I have added a stat counter to the menu bar. Its only purpose is for me to see a more detailed report of how many unique visits this blog has and how many returning visitors it receives. My control panel for the main saucypanties.com web site does not give me a lot of detail on the blog statistics.

Interestingly after uploading the code for the counter and checking it worked, I had received 5 visits in 10 seconds, well 4 because one would have been myself. The first visitor came from Sweden and it was through a bookmark so welcome Sweden!!

Day Off
I enjoyed a relaxing day off today, I try not to work Thursdays unless I am really needed. So what does a panty seller do on her day off? My weekly pleasure is a massage, sometimes I opt for a back or Swedish massage, other times full body or hot stones. Today it was a simple back massage followed by 15 minutes in the infra red sauna. I invested in one of these for home use a few weeks back, some of the best money I have ever spent. It sits proudly in the corner of the garage that we have converted into a home gym. All I need now is a hot tub installed and I shall be well away.

Apologies
To all our readers for my little outburst yesterday, it was late, I was tired and I shall ensure that this blog returns to being a fun place not a battleground of panty sellers. My last word on the matter and todays posting of Anna is don't brandish me with things Sue did and arranged. She posted in forums (18 months old thread?) she made arrangements with other sellers to help in link exchanging and Wizzo made some very valid comments, it didn't look right so things were changed. Keep playing Anna, keep dedicating your blog to us, mad makes me hungry, it keeps me alert and it makes me a more determined person.

Normal Service Resumed
Why was I tired and up late last night? It had been a long day, I had an important meeting with someone in Cambridge and the meeting itself went very well. So well in fact that I decided to travel back home avoiding the motorway and taking in some of the cuntryside. I entered the details into my TomTom for a return journey on the 'B' roads and it took much longer than expected.

Most of the delays were due to farmers with their tractors and harvesting machines out in force, did you know that they do not have to tax these vehicles yet they are allowed to travel on the roads?

I have a few surprises lined up that I would love to tell you about, hopefully I might be in a position to do so sooner rather than later but for now there are 101 things I need to do right now so I will catch-up later

Tina x

Doing The Rounds
I noticed the hate blog has had a quick clean-up, not surprisingly they have left anything negative about Saucypanties to remain but then it is a blog dedicated to us. The fool who runs it even suggested that I left all the posts myself because of an 'IP' address as indentified by Anna. A very original statement, I have news for you buddy, "Oh no I never" and to prove it I even left a negative comment about ourselves so with your imaginery IP tracking skills sniff that one out.

When did I say that I had never heard of Worn4u? Sue the previous owner of Saucy Panties was very friendly with the owner, they used to request links for both sites, Sue would find links for Worn4u and Saucypanties and vice versa, hence why you will see lots of sites linking to both. Your Greenguy thread was something Sue and Donna had arranged, it is signed Sue not Tina? My husband did a lot of SEO for Worn4u as well as some other panty sites that I will not mention.

My previous email reply comments also caused a stir, Anna seems to have read that I am an expert on Chlamydia and Bacterial Vaginosis? I simply stated do your homework and that some of the pictures doing the rounds look suspect. Dear Anna, if the hat fits wear it, however, I had a quick look at your gallery, I did not see any pictures that fit the bill so why are you worried? Are you privilaged with a special power to see the images I am talking about?

Keep concerning yourself Anna with what myself and Tiffany are doing, it is good to know that we bother you so very much. Hide behind fake friends, your lies, your failing to see the real truth and keep the arse licking going or your tongue will dry out and go all crusty.

Business as usual really is just that, we are still here, play with the search engines and search terms and note this comment... "We will still be here in another 6-7 years" because first we take care of the regulars, then we take care of the site and if there is a little time left we then watch what others are saying and doing and from time to time we shall comment, this is where you are going wrong but then what would you know?

I really could not be happier in life at the moment, I am married to a wonderful man, financially something has happened that I cannot go into now and things really could not be much better. Anna, I suggest that you go and get yourself a real guy and stop being so miserable, time is running out and if you get left on the shelf much longer your going to grow old and lonely.

I have said my last words on this Anna, I have given you lots of material for tomorrow and the rest of the week to comment on your blog about. Your blog would be so boring without you commenting on us (it is nearly all about SaucyPanties are you short of material?). Now go away and be as nasty as you want on your blog because from what I have 'heard' you certainly have been putting out lots of bad karma and its starting to come back your way.

One To Share
From the email bag with permission to share:

Dear Tina
Thank you so much for my panty package, I knew what it was as soon as the envelope dropped through the letterbox. When I told you in a previous correspondence that I was torn between yourself and another panty seller, you asked what finally made me decide to go ahead with an order from yourself over the other person. I can happily inform you that it was your honesty in sharing with us the fact that you are married and in a relationship.

I feel this is much safer than women who state that they are single, you girls are all too beautiful not to have offers and an active sex life, at least those of you that are in long term relationships are in my opinion, less likely to be at risk from one of the many diseases that are so easily contracted in today’s modern society.

Once more, many thanks for the package, they are exquisite.
(edited name).

I would also like to add that I am a regular blood donor, I heard some alarming figures regarding Chlamydia and Bacterial vaginosis. I know the second is not so much of a worry but looking at some of the pictures doing the rounds I would advise you to take a look at the link and do your homework.

Panties Thief
An airport baggage handler got an 18-month community service order yesterday for stealing more than 300 pairs of women’s knickers from suitcases. Colleagues at Stansted Airport, Essex, had spotted Tristan Self, 29, rifling through luggage. They told police who raided his home and found the haul of underwear. Mr Self told officers he “liked the feel of them” he admitted to three charges of theft. Recorder Christopher Forsyth told him at Chelmsford Crown Court: “You are a sad but not a bad young man.”

Molly Crabapple
When describing Molly Crabapple, Illustrae states:

"Molly's retro pen and ink work is a riot of detail and dirty jokes, like an R. Crumb in Victorian England. From bright and beautiful oil paintings of burlesque queens to charming drawings of Parisian cafes, Ms. Crabapple is poised to explode.

Molly has drawn for clients from Circus Freaks to The New York Times and now Saucy Panties!! I asked Molly if she would kindly supply us with a piece of art that we may share with our readers along a panty theme. When the reply came back as a 'Yes I would love to' I nearly fell off my chair. Molly has an amazing talent, she can be hired for work including Tattoo designs, unusual wedding gifts, logos and portraits: http://www.mollycrabapple.com/.

Waiting Times
Tiffany current waiting time 10 days - Tina current waiting time 24 days. This can change in a day if either of us receive a couple of 3 day 'Works' panties requests.

Competition
The winner shall be announced this weekend, there is still time to make an entry to win the Free Signed Book, I have asked Rachel if she would consider picking the winner good luck to everyone and thank you for entering.

Payments Procedures Complaints
I noticed someone complaining on a forum (signing in as anonymous) that they had ordered a pair of panties from us and that they had not received them. Why they never contacted me first is confusing, they would have been sent a replacement pair or issued a refund. When an order is received your IP number is logged, this is to prevent fraud or stolen cards attempting to be used.

When your credit or debit card has been charged sucessfully (sometimes 4-5 days after the order has been placed) you are sent an email thanking you and confirming details. When it is declined we kindly write to inform you, if your waiting to hear from us then a quick check of your spam filters and folder may be the answer.

If you do not receive your panties, or you receive them and your not happy, please email and tell me, I will gladly send a replacement pair and your card will NOT be charged again. If your really unhappy with anything then a refund will be given but I would ask that you allow myself or Tiffany the chance to correct any possible problem first. The only time a refund is not given, is if a claim for the 'sent cash payment in post' option has been used. We do accept this method of payment but it is at the buyers own risk.

With that said, waiting times have increased this past week and I shall update you with accurate waiting times once the next batch of orders have been processed (Orders received between 24th and 31st August).