New Car?
An exciting day for me today as I have been out and about test driving some new cars, it is time to change my beloved Audi for something newer although it will be hard giving her up. I quite like the look of the new Renault Megane hatch back, lots of good safety features and the 2.0 one I have my eye on would suit me fine.

More Panties Please
Well the page was getting bland with lots of text and not enough images so Tiffany kindly sent these two along.

Lets Celebrate
I noticed a lot of movement with various sites and their Google PR starting yesterday, this is an obvious sign of some Google updates. Only a few days ago I mentioned how the search engines were being kind to me so fearing the worst I thought I had better take a quick look at the stats and see where the visits were coming from. The search term 'wet panties' is in top position but I have noticed a major difference in the single search term 'panties'. To my delight on checking this on Google we are now on page two!! I won't bore you anymore with statistics and figures, instead I will upload a new panty image for you.

Hi Folks
It has been a very busy week for me, busy but enjoyable busy. For a change I feel that I have managed to get plenty done and not wondered where all the hours in the day have passed. I have been looking at new cars, I am hoping to purchase one very shortly and I am not sure what to go for. I want it to look a little different from the rest, I do quite like the Renault Megane as it has the unusual shape at the rear.

I will be uploading a new reader submitted story shortly, it is the longest ever presented to Saucy panties so I am going to list it in two parts. Probably part one today and part two tomorrow, it is a true story based around a ladies experience at swinging, she calls it swinging but it is more of a gang bang if you ask me, I shall let you make your own decisions but it is well worth a read.

Tiffany had a picture request earlier this week, I am hoping that she will forward me a picture or two to share on the blog. We have lots of pending orders that I need to go through, sorry about the delay but as I have said before, I do not like processing your credit card orders when there is too much of a waiting list.

Tina x

Search Engine
A search engine with a difference http://www.msdewey.com/ it kept me amused anyway..

Taking a Toilet
There was a small group of us having a girlie laugh and chat last night, I do not know how it started but the topic arose of: "Do you look at the toilet paper when you wipe yourself after taking a poo." I was amazed that we were split into a 50/50 answer, my argument was, how do you know that your 'clean' if you do not take a look at the toilet tissue? Okay were getting personal now and I don't look at the first few pieces that I use but you have to towards the end don't you?

Good Morning Google
If you could have one Internet related request what would it be? Mine would have to be that Google never changes it’s algorithm again. At the time of writing this not only is Saucy Panties coming out on page one for nearly every used panty related search term but my husbands sites are also fairing more than well.

I tried the search term ‘sex dates’ this morning and his sites are listed three times on page one out of over 21,000,000 (yes million). The search term ‘live sex’ and his site makes page two out of 140,000,000 and number one for adult personals, we even have a site listed on page one for the term ‘panty sex’. We thought something was strange when the income from 34u shot up through the night.

I am under no delusion that this will last forever, as quick as Google puts you at the top it can take it all away the following day, however, if you have managed to make the top spot once and it is taken away you at least you know that you can do it again. I run Saucy Panties for the enjoyment but I would be lying if I said the income it brings is not handy otherwise I would be giving my worn panties away for free (I think I have said this before).

There was a time when I lived and died by the Google sword, it used to make a difference of 400 visits a day or 1,400 a day but now I have more fun with my loyal followers and friends than I do making new ones. In theory if 400 visitors brings you one order a day then 1,400 should bring three times that amount but it doesn’t work that way. There are genuine surfers looking for worn panties, there are other webmasters looking at what you are doing, there are curious surfers and there are the ones looking for free pictures and images, our affiliates help pay for the freebie hunters who use bandwidth and the minority who try to abuse us.

I do not expect for one minute that a person visiting this site for worn panties would use the telephone lines, they are welcome to do so but these people are usually quite different to the surfers looking for free material. If you had a bricks and mortar shop and 1,400 people passed through the door every day you would be doing something wrong if most walked back out without taking a look at what you have to offer and you would not be around for long with overheads to pay. In my humble opinion, a site with no affiliates is loosing out on a market waiting to be grabbed because if you do not grab it someone else will.

Firefox
Hi folks, I have installed the Firefox browser today, my initial impression is that it looks a little basic but I am told by everyone that it does everything that IE can do plus more. I am not sure what and as I only use the forward, back and favourite functions so I guess it doesn't really matter. So why have I decided to give Firefox a try? The answer is a dumb blonde moment, I don't know, I just thought why not see what all the fuss is about. I will give it a few days trial, I was relieved that my web site looked the same using Firefox as I had heard that some sites could look very different.

PO Box Number
I have set-up a new PO box number for UK customers who wish to send funds direct who prefer not to use credit or debit cards. It is not in operation until 1st November but I have confirmation that it is going to be:

U.W.P
PO Box 596
Northampton
NN2 8WN

This is only applicable to orders from myself, I still have my USA postal address but the one listed above will get to me quicker from 1st November.

My Day My Rant
I had to pay a visit to the dentist today, whilst sitting waiting I picked up a magazine to read and there was a story that really caught my eye. A lady paid a visit to the local Richardsons Chemist asking for the morning after pill, she explained that she already had a family and for what ever reason the night before she had participated in un-protected sex. The pharmacist refused the lady the pill as he was a muslim and it was against his belief to destroy a possible life. The Richardsons group when asked to comment said that the Pharmacist did nothing wrong if this is his religion... I am sorry but how the hell can this be right, imagine a white English Pharmacist refusing a muslim treatment, the pharmacist would be accused of being racist.

Later I met my friend for lunch, she drives a beautiful Mercedes, that is if you can look past the latest scratch caused by someone 'keying' it along the side. The 3rd time in 2 months, each time when it has been parked somewhere different, is this just jealousy and is it me or does anyone else agree that it seems to be an English disease? Go to America, work hard, earn great success and your well looked upon and received. Do the same in England and someone looks how they can either bring you down or damage what you have if they cannot have it.

My final rant of the day.. Your told by NTL that an engineer will be out to sort out the slow Internet connection problems Your machine starts to work fine again so you check with NTL if the engineer is still coming as you have been waiting in all day, they tell you no as there is no need so at 4.00pm you go out. You return home later finding a card through your door telling you that an engineer called at 4.30pm and as I was not home a £10.00 charge will be incurred?

Yes maybe I did get out of the wrong side of the bed today and I cannot wait to crawl back into it!!

Link Of The Month?
I just had to share this movie link with you, watch it and tell me it did not make you smile. http://tinyurl.com/fakhf

One To Share
I recently brought 2 pairs of your 24hr thongs, one in black and the other in white. I prefer thongs as they always smell better, I think it is because they spend longer tight in the pussy rather than against it. I like white as the varied area’s are more defined and visible, the area I prefer to smell is just above the white creamy staining. Black I like to use when I want a surprise, I have to search out the part that smells the best as it is not always the creamy white that does it for me.

I would like to consider myself an experienced panty buyer, what does it for me is the smell, I have rarely tasted a pair of panties as I fear that my saliva would ruin the aroma. On this particular occasion I wanted to add a kick something a little different and boy did it give me a kick, I can assure you it will not be the last time my little experiment is used and it is one that I would like to share with you so that you can advise your customers.

I smelt both pairs seeing which one I preferred both were similar as expected but the white ones were a little stronger. I began masturbating myself in the bathroom with the panties pressed against my face, nothing different to what I have done many times in the past. As my erection hardened to a state where it was pause for a while or go to the point of no return I stopped and placed the second pair of panties carefully in my mouth lining up crotch area on my tongue closing my mouth so that the panties were dangling out.

I proceeded to masturbate again with the first pair pressed against my nose inhaling deeply, at the same time the taste of the second pair was like a fizz bomb going off in my mouth and it was all too much for me as I exploded with one of my fiercest panty sniffing orgasms ever. I was amazed at the feeling and I was even more amazed that it was not something I had ever considered doing before.

For anyone contemplating giving this a go my advice would be do so but do not suck on the panties, just allow them to sit on your tongue and it gives you a feeling that makes the glands in your neck go all funny, like when you have a fizzy sweet.
Bud

Koncho
They say you learn something new every day and today I learnt that Japanese children (and some adults) have a disgusting prankish Japanese childrens game which involves clasping your hands together, pointing your two index fingers outward to make a fake gun before thrusting it up an unsuspecting victims arse shouting "Konchooo". The word Koncho translated is a slang term for an enema.

Missing Packets
I had noticed that my NTL broadband was running slower than usual. This happens sometimes and as an NTL customer you kind of get used to it. However, yesterday every site I visited started to hang, emails were slow and although at first I assumed it was the heavy storms in the area I decided to give the support desk a call.

Going off topic for a moment, why is it that when your having problems accessing the Internet and you call a help desk your greeted with a recorded message informing you that you can check the connection status online?

Within a few minutes the lady at the other end kindly informed me that I have one in 5 packets going missing, a good job that it is not packets of money or something else more valuable. So if you are waiting for an email reply then it could still be sitting on the server waiting to be delivered. Please do not send another as I have been assured all *should* be fixed later today.

Awwww
Whilst searching for material on wedgies earlier today, I found this image (wedged). As a dog lover myself it brought a frowned head and large 'awwww' sigh from my mouth, I felt it was one that I had to share, what a cutie.

Wedgie Panties
In a recent email, I was asked if I could take a picture of myself with a 'Wedgie'. I assumed the guy meant a cameltoe image where the panties are pulled up tight into the pussy. Little did I know that there is a whole 'wedgie' craze out there. A wedgie originated from a prank to humiliate someone. It is inflicted when an individual, or group of individuals, grab the underwear of the victim form behind and pull up, causing the underwear to wedge between the buttocks.

There are even different kinds of wedgie, a hanging wedgie where you stretch the underwear so far upwards it enables you to hang them over a hook and leave the victim dangling.

The 'Mervin' which takes two people, one pulling from the front and the other pulling from the back *ouch*.

The 'Atomic' where the underwear gets pulled up and over the head and the 'Jock Lock' where the victim's legs are bent up at the knee and the underwear waistband is pulled over their toes.

Online Defamation
A woman who posted defamatory statements on an online bulletin board has been dealt an $11.3 million blow by a Broward County jury, leading adult entertainment lawyer J.D. Obenberger to say that website operators and Internet users need a wake-up call when it comes to the things they post on industry boards such as GoFuckYourself, JustBlowMe and others.

Susan Scheff and her company, Parents Universal Resource Experts, won the verdict against Carey Bock, who called the plaintiff and her company “crooks,” “con artists” and “frauds.” “You just can't go out there on these blogs and slander and defame people without having any facts to substantiate what you are stating,” Scheff said. Full Article:

Just Another Entry
I used to write blog entries when and if I felt like it but since installing the counter stats I feel guilty if I haven't updated the blog in more than 2-3 days. I did not realise that there are so many returning visitors and it is a strange situation to be in as I do not want to make entries for the sake of it which would just put people off in any case. So this posting really is just another entry to keep things ticking along, let you all know that I am around and give a brief and basic run down on events.

My waiting time for panties is now at 4 weeks, there are a few of you who have been waiting a little longer than this but I had been feeling a little under the weather so I did not feel it was fair to wear them whilst not 100%. I still have a few aches but compared to how I felt earlier this week I am it's a vast improvement.

I haven't seen much of my hubby over the past several weeks, it has been all work and no play for the both of us, he is busy renovating an old house that we have taken on as a project. He was feeling like he spent too much time sitting at a keyboard and needed something a little more challenging. We are only two weeks away from having it back on the market and the estate agents have already priced it with a healthy profit margin so I am pleased.

Later today we are taking some time out, I am going out in a minute to buy the latest X-Men dvd, I love these movies and I missed it when it came out on the big screen, tomorrow is also a day off, nothing planned as yet but I can guarantee it will start with a Sauna and walking the dogs.

The search engines have been very kind to us for the past 2-3 months now, it is close between dirty panties and wet panties as to which brings us the most traffic with used panties coming in 3rd and 4th believe it or not are direct visits from people who know our name or who have bookmarked us.

Tiffany has said she will be taking some new pictures to add to the blog, too many entries without any images makes the page look to bland in my opinion which remininded me of a neat little avatar that I found.

Payments
I have had no fewer than 3 paypal accounts in the past, it was whilst the third one was open that I realised Paypal send out 'spies' trying to find who have secret paypal accounts. Even if paypal opened the doors again for panty sellers I would not use them. The problem for paypal is that myself and lots of other panty sellers have been doing this for such a long time (selling worn panties) that you get to know what genuine enquiries are like and what fake ones look like. Comments like "I have ordered from other sites and have been disappointed but they do accept paypal for me" doesn't wash. Even if I thought you were a genuine buyer, I do not like paypal, I do not use paypal and so the answer will always be a no and please get a little more with the times, most buyers do not use Hotmail accounts.

Musical Condoms
Apparently, this has been on the Graham Norton show and it has also had a mention in the Sun newspaper, however, the first I heard of it was today on a Radio show; musical condoms.

The contraceptive has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds and as you get more passionate the tune plays louder and faster!! I am not sure if this is to drown the noise or put they guy off so he lasts longer?

The tunes to select from, Happy Birthday, The Wedding March and wait for it.... Three Little Pigs... Yes I asked the same question when I found out the third tune. The image for illustration purposes is Big Boy Condoms.

Fetish Acts
Whilst participating on an adult forum recently, I discovered that there was a fetish for people who liked to lick eyeballs. It is known as Oculolinctus. I managed to find a few more strange activities that some would probably find gross:

Odontophilia: Tooth fetish.

Iantronudia: Exposing yourself to the doc gets you going.

Eproctolagnia: A fetish for passing wind.

Axillism: Sex with your partner's armpit.

Acrotomophillia: Amputees give you the horn.

Agalmatophilia: A thing for shop dummies and mannequins.