Just a mid-week gripe from me, I am not sure if it is only the case in my home town or if it is common throughout the UK but are all lollipop ladies overweight and slow? On my regular route to work, I have to travel past a school where one of these overweight lollipop ladies patrols. The queue of traffic is quite extensive but it is all down to the slow speed of this large yellow barrel!! She waddles into the middle of the road and before she has even signalled for the traffic to stop the parents and their children have already crossed to the other side. The traffic still cannot move until this horrible yellow blob has moved out of the way but she does it in such an unbelievably slow pace that by the time she has reached the kerbside another parent is there waiting to cross.

Yesterday I decided to take another route that I haven’t used in some time. To my horror I thought the overweight, slow and tedious lollipop lady had been given a new crossing to patrol on the very same morning I had changed routes but no… It was a different lollipop lady, just as large as the other but my god; she was even slower than the other one. I have nothing against large women but what I do object to are the large ones who are lazy and slow with it.

Some of you might be aware that I enjoy buying the odd domain name from time to time and selling it on or trying to develop it a little, seeing if I can make it work for me. At the end of the day, if an investment at least pays for itself and you have managed to have a little fun along the way then it has been worth it. When somebody was selling adultfuckmovies.com on an adult message forum that my hubby belongs to I thought it could be a decent name to have in conjunction with the Saucy Panties Video On Demand partnership. When he enquired for me how much was the seller looking for I was shocked at the reply, he was selling off lots of domains as he hadn’t the time to develop them and a quick $15.00 was all he was asking. Yes I snapped it up, I haven’t done anything with the domain name as yet but another exciting opportunity for working on in the future.

On the radio the other day, they were discussing how we are all becoming far too wasteful. We would rather throw away a toaster, a kettle or an Iron instead of getting them repaired. They were urging Joe public to stop harming the planet by going out and buying new goods, instead start getting them repaired. I am a believer in if it breaks get a new one, I am wasteful but I thought okay I will keep this in mind next time something stops working as it should do. This led me to another thought, the DVD player in the garage that no longer works but it still looks like new. I will take it to the repair shop in town and see how much it will cost to fix. Then when it has been fixed I have no use for it so I shall take it to the local charity shop.

I called into the repair shop with the player under my arm, explained to the man what the problem was, first he smiled and then he kindly informed me that he charges £15.00 per hour for a diagnostic check, minimum charge 1 hour parts on top. He then told me not to waste my money and get along to Asda they were selling DVD players for £9.00. I could not believe my ears, okay the quality of the player is probably crap but £9.00 surely he was wrong? With a little research I found out that Asda sold their entire stock of 82,000 DVD players at £9.00 each. On telling this to my sister-in-law she then told me how when she was shopping at Tesco she had seen Irons for sale at just £4.00 each. Maybe if the government wants us to start saving the planet the first step shouldn’t be on educating us so much in recycling but to clamp down on the superstores importing cheap electrical goods, how much do you think the factory workers are getting in these sweat shops?

What does a woman’s pussy taste like? Yes I know what my own tastes like but how would I describe it? It is one of those questions that gets you thinking for a descriptive comment or comparison. Jelly, a sex and pop culture writer for the magazine While You Were Sleeping suggests that if a woman wishes to know what she tastes like, she should stick her tongue into the small of her underarm after a mild workout. That’s the smell and the taste! The moistness, the sickly sweetness of sweat, the mild metallic taste, even the way it looks when it’s unshaved — “it’s just like pussy”, she quotes..

What a load of mouth wash, just stick your fingers between your legs, insert into pussy, remove and taste, a lot better I can promise you than licking your pits. I did find this link interesting, I don’t want my pussy to taste like rain. People describe their experiences of what a womans pussy tastes like, it made me smile, hamburgers, a battery and vinegar potatoe chips… Oh dear!!

Here is how it works, all comments are moderated. Askimet spam catches everything that resembles spam, this morning I had 234 in the Askimet pending file, I clicked delete without looking as Askimet is rarely wrong. I then went to comments for moderation and again, one comment that resembles spam. I deleted the imbedded link and allowed the comment through. I am happy for you to place a link to your website through the appropriate name field but you are wasting your own time trying to slip links through hoping that they will slip the net, they won’t!!

Okay my blog stats show me that some 400+ people stop by each and every day without fail. I can accept that you probably have lots of other things to do and so simply leaving a message saying “Hello” might be too much for you but why is it when there is a little controversy or a sniff of some free porn the comments suddenly appear and my email sack starts to feel the strain? If I have checked my email at night before retiring to bed I can usually expect between 30 and 50 new emails the following morning. When I connected to my email today and I noticed the receiving 1 of 206 messages I wondered what little shit had hit me with spam this time…

However, no more spam than usual, no more orders than usual and no more how much for requests than usual… Oh no, it was a sack load of can I please share the link to the three days of porn requests. To be fair and totally honest, only a couple were from regular customers which I do not begrudge in the slightest, most were from people and email address’s that I have never seen before. If you want the link I have added the banner in the side menu.

One day later than had planned but the final part of our panty eating lesbian video

Last night myself and my hubby started looking around the Internet at the free online porn link lists and tgps. We were looking as it is a route we are going to go down ourselves, don’t worry, Saucy Panties will always be my baby but yes we are expanding this year into more porn online. We then noticed that one of Richards sponsors was offering 3 days free porn. Yes it sounds too good to be true so he picked up the telephone and got it touch with them.

Yes true enough 3 days full access for free, sure the catch is if you don’t cancel your membership within the 3 days you will be expected to pay for a months worth but that is just it. The quality and amount on offer is so good you probably won’t want to cancel your membership, not straight away anyhow. We sat and watched a couple of movies before they got us too horny to watch anymore and yes, we ended up rolling around on the floor having some great sex.

This now leads me to something else exciting that is happening. Part of our learning curve if you like is meeting new and other adult webmasters, throwing ideas around and sharing advice. After episodes of 2006 I had lost all faith in other adult webmasters but since Christmas and away from the panty world it has all come flooding back. We have been invited to an adult webmasters convention all expenses paid meal on Friday in London with a party afterwards. UK adult webmasters from all over will be attending as well as some of the porn stars that you see on those member sites. One of the girls who is new to the business is 18 year old Ashley who has a pair of natural 32 HH breast!!

Ashley kindly did a fan sign for a new site which we are working on, it is called Hard Rated but it is far from finished, however, I have pinched the fan sign to show you all here. I must add that clicking the image will take you to Ashley’s site via an affiliate link. I am not asking you to click or join anything, but she does have a 9.08mb movie sample on her front page.

This weekend we reach a climax, today with of the teen babes sucks her friends pink thong and licks at her pussy juice, very erotic.

Police in a Wiltshire village have been trying to get to the bottom of an underwear mystery.
Around 30 pairs of knickers have been draped over road signs and gravestones in Purton, near Swindon. No-one has reported the items as stolen and they all appear to be new and of quite good quality. Phil Elliott from Purton Police said: “If it’s a practical joke and someone could just let us in on it, then that would be great.” Full Article:

Quantcast is the world’s first open internet ratings service, it allows advertisers to find reports on the audiences of millions of web sites. I had a play with Saucy Panties Audience and using US demographics Saucy Panties hits a majority target audience of 25 to 34 year olds who earn between $60k and $100k a year shortly followed by the $100k+ earners a year. Saucy Panties visitors are 6 times more likely to shop at Walgreens and 3 times more likely to shop at Macy’s. All are rough estimates but it’s free and it’s fun.

This is no joke, it is the sort of thing out of films but my German Shepherd discovered my gel vibrator this morning whilst I was in the shower. At 6.30am I was actually chasing a dog around the house who would not let go of it and he thought it was a fantastic game. I have no idea what he would have thought of it should it have gone off. Needless to say when I did get it back that the desire to ever use it again would have been remote, not that I needed to make that decision as there were chunks out of it and teeth marks everywhere.

So I am in the hunt for a new one, no this is not a sales pitch for a new online sex store, been there did that a few years ago and it wasn’t worth the required effort. Instead I contacted my webmaster friend who actually runs an online sex store Giggles World. Well what a mistake this was, I ended up spending a small fortune. I loved the 6” high heeled shoes and boots they look just fabulous, I could not decide which ones to go for at first but after some deliberating I went for the boots as a valentines surprise, yes Christmas has hardly passed and I am thinking ahead to valentines day which is under 4 weeks away. I also picked up a gel vibrator and some sexy clothing and panties. Maybe I can get some pictures uploaded when they arrive.

It might be a short clip but it had me feeling horny.

If you’re from the UK you will know that we have had some pretty terrible weather today, I was delayed in traffic because of a fallen tree and I lost count of how many houses had roof or fencing damage. We must not complain though, they say it is down to climate changes and that it is all down to us, the more technology and energy consuming devices that are invented and upgraded the more we all want.

The cameltoe looks great and the panty licking starts.